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05:01 Jan 29 2010
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This is going to suck. I've been in too much pain lately, so now I'm doped up constantly. To top it off we're moving over the next 2 days. My spinal xray will just have to wait till next week.
00:59 Jan 23 2010
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I have much to do, and almost no time to do it. It's getting to be crunch time, and things will be a bit stressful for me here soon. We'll see how it goes.
I have a static fro..
19:41 Jan 11 2010
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I'm statically charged, and it's irritating. WC says it's because of the dry weather. Yet HE does not have a fro. WTF.
Seriously!!!
=)19:36 Jan 11 2010
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This silly little song makes me smile whenever I hear it.
Though the music video was dumb.
23:17 Jan 05 2010
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I feel like crap today. I may be taking a sick day tonight.
WC took my phone to get fixed because it was pissing me off.
I don't know how he does this mobile internet shizzle, I don't seem to have the patience for it.
*grins*18:18 Jan 04 2010
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And I'm tossing this one in just because it makes me smile whenever I see it.
Jack Crow: Let me ask you a question. When you were stabbing that vampire in there?
Father Adam Guiteau: Yeah?
Jack Crow: Did you get a little wood?
Father Adam Guiteau: Mahogany.
Jack Crow: Excuse me?
Father Adam Guiteau: Ebony.
Jack Crow: What?
Father Adam Guiteau: Teak.
Jack Crow: Are you possessed by demons?
Father Adam Guiteau: Major Chubby.
Jack Crow: Language, Padre, language!
How could it be said better than this?18:09 Jan 04 2010
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This is for all of the kiddies who like to play vampire..
Straight out of John Carpenters 'Vampires':
Jack Crow: You ever seen a vampire?
Father Adam Guiteau: No I haven't.
Jack Crow: No... Well first of all, they're not romatic. Its not like they're a bunch of fuckin' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you fucking over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his fuckin' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters.
heh... put that in your coffin shaped bong and smoke it.
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Vampirewitch39
08:23 Jan 29 2010
Ouch. Keep those pain killers close. I use them every time I move. Wait..nevermind.
Hope it goes well, don't over due.